SPECIMEN LABS

Protocol 1/6: RECHARGE

It’s Friday night after a long, tiring week. To recharge, you want to:

Protocol 2/6: INTEL

You buy a complicated new device. You usually:

Protocol 3/6: COMMAND

A friend asks for your opinion on a bad idea. You:

Protocol 4/6: STRATEGY

You are planning a vacation. You prefer to:

Protocol 5/6: METHOD

You are stuck on a difficult problem. Your first instinct is to:

Protocol 6/6: BIOMETRICS

Confirm Subject Inception Date:

DO NOT DISTRIBUTELVL-5 CLEARANCE
[ DATA REDACTED ]
PHYSICAL KEY REQUIRED
LOADING...
ANALYZING...
DETECTED TACTICAL ASSET
CALCULATING...
SELECT FORMAT FOR DECRYPTION
DEVICE ARMOR ₹599 WILL APPLY: ...
HEAVY SHELL ₹2,199 WILL APPLY: ...
STD. UNIFORM ₹899 WILL APPLY: ...
RATION VESSEL ₹499 WILL APPLY: ...

// MISSION STATEMENT: CLASSIFIED

WE DO NOT SELL CLOTHES. WE ISSUE UNIFORMS.

In a world of noise, you are data. Specimen Labs is a tactical research initiative designed to categorize the chaos of human psychology.

We operate on a simple protocol: Identify. Label. Equip.

When you acquire a Specimen Labs asset, you are not buying a hoodie. You are accepting a physical dossier of your psychological architecture. The exterior tag tracks your archetype. The wireframe graphic displays your nature.

You are no longer a civilian. You are a Specimen.

PROTOCOL: ACTIVE.

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